1 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,436 What? 2 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,398 - I said, "Are you all right?" - Yeah, I'm fine. 3 00:00:22,315 --> 00:00:26,278 Maybe you should talk to your sister. It's an important decision. 4 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:28,196 - My sister? - Yes. 5 00:00:30,365 --> 00:00:31,491 - Mark? - Yeah. 6 00:00:31,992 --> 00:00:33,493 Are you sure you're okay? 7 00:00:34,286 --> 00:00:37,747 Yes. I'm sorry, I just... I got a little woozy and then... 8 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,792 I'm gonna stop by the bathroom. 9 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,629 Uh-uh. I think it's the other way. 10 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:50,552 Right. 11 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:39,559 I don't know if I hate senators or congressmen more. 12 00:01:41,353 --> 00:01:43,021 How many of those have you had? 13 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,648 Just this one. 14 00:01:44,731 --> 00:01:48,068 Good. We need you nimble. We gotta get down there. You're on in 20. 15 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:52,030 I was on with the Board earlier. They're really grateful for this. 16 00:01:52,864 --> 00:01:55,200 - Gabby. - Natalie, hello. 17 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:56,826 Hi. 18 00:01:57,994 --> 00:02:00,789 Gabby, this is Helena Eagan. 19 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:06,044 My gosh. Helena, so good to finally meet you. 20 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:09,588 Likewise. 21 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:15,173 This better be working, assholes. 22 00:04:34,276 --> 00:04:35,694 Where am I? 23 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:39,364 Where am I? 24 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,831 Mark. You okay, milady? 25 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,043 So Rebeck smells weird. 26 00:04:52,711 --> 00:04:54,296 Rebeck smells weird? 27 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:57,340 Yeah, she was making chewing noises, but she was not chewing. 28 00:04:57,424 --> 00:05:00,427 Just be prepared 'cause you might have to share a book with her. 29 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:01,970 A book, right. 30 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:04,115 The one you forgot to bring even though I did remind you. 31 00:05:04,139 --> 00:05:06,600 Right. Yeah, I'm sure... Sorry. 32 00:05:06,683 --> 00:05:08,476 That's okay. 33 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,561 Okay. 34 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:12,772 Okay. 35 00:05:12,856 --> 00:05:14,065 How's our baby? 36 00:05:15,859 --> 00:05:19,029 Our... I'm gonna assume you mean that in the "it takes a village" sense. 37 00:05:19,112 --> 00:05:20,614 And she's good. She's hungry. 38 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:25,201 I wanna have the life change talk. I just need to pump before I die. 39 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:27,412 - I'll be really fast. Okay. - Okay. 40 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:15,001 Hey. Hi. Hi. 41 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,764 "Radar." 42 00:06:28,306 --> 00:06:30,350 What's the thesis? 43 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,686 I agree. It's very confused. 44 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:34,187 Mark, hello. 45 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:37,774 Hey, guys. What's up? 46 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:38,984 - Patton, no. - Mark, 47 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:41,653 we were just discussing whether it might have been a wiser move 48 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:45,365 for your sister to put off introducing the child until after tonight's event. 49 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,242 Mark, you don't have to weigh in on that. 50 00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:51,204 - Obviously the child is an absolute angel. - Wait... That's my sister? With the baby? 51 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:53,248 Exactly, it's his sister. 52 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:54,916 - Excuse me. - Sure. 53 00:06:57,586 --> 00:06:59,045 Well, that was awkward. 54 00:07:00,297 --> 00:07:05,176 Okay, so my sister has the baby. And Cobel is here? 55 00:07:08,305 --> 00:07:10,307 I've been asked to share my book with you. 56 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,143 So I've heard. Rebecca? 57 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:16,730 Rebeck. I have small eyes, so I have to read pretty close. 58 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:17,814 Okay. Well, I'm... 59 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,900 I'm sure that'll be fine. If you'll excuse me? 60 00:07:19,983 --> 00:07:22,444 And I have some sores on the back of my head from my bird. 61 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:23,778 - You might see them. - Okay. 62 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:26,197 Hey. 63 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:28,533 Hello, Mark. 64 00:07:29,451 --> 00:07:33,622 I pumped, so it's Miller time. Okay, so life change. What's happening? 65 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:39,252 We're, this is gonna sound weird… 66 00:07:41,713 --> 00:07:43,131 We're close, you and I? 67 00:07:44,049 --> 00:07:46,468 What do you... What's going on? 68 00:07:47,636 --> 00:07:48,720 Can we talk privately? 69 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:51,640 - I just have to... - Okay, my dearest ones, 70 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:52,891 we are nearing that hour, 71 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:55,393 so if you'd all peacefully waft in the living room… 72 00:07:55,477 --> 00:07:57,317 Okay. Let's talk at the first reflection break. 73 00:07:57,354 --> 00:07:58,355 - Okay? - Okay. 74 00:08:31,638 --> 00:08:34,265 You just don't realize how much kids are gonna change your life. 75 00:08:34,349 --> 00:08:35,600 But they do. 76 00:08:36,351 --> 00:08:39,395 - How many kids do you have? - Just gave birth to my third. 77 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,313 I should've stopped at two. 78 00:08:41,398 --> 00:08:43,441 - Hey, there you are. - Hey. 79 00:08:43,525 --> 00:08:45,777 - Angelo, great to see you. - You too. 80 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:49,281 Helena, this is my husband, Angelo Arteta. 81 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:51,533 Helena, nice to meet you. 82 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:52,784 I've gotta hop backstage. 83 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,053 - I'll see you in a second. - Okay. 84 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:55,579 Lovely to see you, Natalie. 85 00:08:57,289 --> 00:08:59,541 - You okay? - She couldn't find the bottle. 86 00:09:01,293 --> 00:09:02,502 Wow. Three kids. 87 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:04,588 Couldn't have done it without a little help. 88 00:09:05,797 --> 00:09:09,009 I mean, the idea that people would want to outlaw severance. 89 00:09:11,386 --> 00:09:12,387 I know. 90 00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:34,159 The photo display is very moving. 91 00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:38,204 I already knew how I'd be voting, but I think... 92 00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:42,167 Well, seeing that and seeing you and hearing what you have to say, 93 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:44,502 all of this could really make a difference. 94 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:47,505 I hope so. 95 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:49,925 Let's change some minds. 96 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:52,844 Well, I'm certainly gonna try. 97 00:09:53,845 --> 00:09:54,846 Thank you. 98 00:09:55,722 --> 00:09:58,725 And please thank your father if you see him. 99 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:03,313 I will. 100 00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:17,160 Mark. Come here. 101 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,247 Saved us a seat. 102 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:27,170 I just have to find my glasses. 103 00:10:28,755 --> 00:10:30,507 Mark, can you just hold that 104 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:31,590 - for a second? - Yeah. 105 00:10:40,392 --> 00:10:41,393 Oh, my God. 106 00:10:43,979 --> 00:10:46,439 Sorry, you can't unring 107 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:50,694 the bell-ringing app apparently. 108 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:55,323 Okay. Thank you all for being here. 109 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:58,243 Before we start, there is one person 110 00:10:58,326 --> 00:11:01,037 that I would like to thank first and foremost. 111 00:11:01,121 --> 00:11:06,001 Family is both my bedrock and my inspiration. 112 00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:10,589 So I dedicate the reading to my firstborn daughter, 113 00:11:10,672 --> 00:11:11,756 who is here tonight. 114 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,134 Eleanor, I love you. 115 00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:22,767 My brother-in-law. 116 00:11:22,851 --> 00:11:26,187 And with that… I begin. 117 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,902 "It's said that as a child, 118 00:11:31,985 --> 00:11:36,907 Wolfgang Mozart killed another boy by slamming his head in a piano. 119 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:39,618 Don't worry. 120 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:42,662 My research for this book has proven the claim untrue. 121 00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:45,665 As your heart rate settles though, 122 00:11:45,749 --> 00:11:48,168 - "consider the power an author…" - Mark. 123 00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:50,879 Can I look at her book too? 124 00:11:50,962 --> 00:11:52,005 I can crane. 125 00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:54,090 - "…can hold over a reader…" - Sure. 126 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:57,344 "…heretofore called 'you.' 127 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:02,849 But what, indeed, is 'you'?" 128 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:03,934 Good luck tonight. 129 00:12:04,017 --> 00:12:05,644 It was great to meet you, Helena. 130 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,064 "How can 'you' mean different things 131 00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:12,067 to millions of readers around a vast Earth? 132 00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:18,531 "And perhaps, most importantly, who are you?" 133 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,918 "All creatures, from the leaping cat 134 00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,586 to the cowering shrew, 135 00:13:54,669 --> 00:14:00,425 think of themselves as 'you, ' a logical center for the universe. 136 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:04,888 Yet the cat eats the shrew, and we, like Schrödinger, 137 00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:07,933 "live on to wonder what it means." 138 00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:09,976 End of chapter. 139 00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:16,107 Let's all take a 140 00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:19,402 seven-minute reflection break and then come back. 141 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:23,240 Balf. Prepare the neti pot. 142 00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:24,741 It was transformative. 143 00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:27,369 I'm gonna have to change my name again. 144 00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:31,456 What a wordsmith. He seemed to have a little something in his throat. 145 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,166 - Oh, yeah. - Hey. 146 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,890 I'm gonna see if she'll have more bottle. 147 00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:36,729 Give me a couple of minutes, then meet me in the baby room? 148 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:37,754 - Okay. - Okay. 149 00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:43,343 Excuse me. 150 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,689 Mr. Hale... Ricken? 151 00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:59,276 I don't know why my voice shakes like that. 152 00:14:59,943 --> 00:15:02,529 I sound like a sad old hamburger waiter 153 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,282 prattling on about sauces. 154 00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,659 "Hamburger waiter." What the fuck is that? 155 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:10,370 Jesus, why do I ever open my buffoon mouth? 156 00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:11,371 It's going great. 157 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:14,541 - I mean, the book is brilliant, and... - Okay, Mark. 158 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:16,185 Thank you, but you don't have to say that. 159 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:18,044 I'm well aware of how I come across to you. 160 00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:20,338 What? No, I mean it. 161 00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:23,466 The... Your book, it... It opened up the world for me. 162 00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:26,887 Mark, are you okay? 163 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:30,974 Yes. This book changed my whole life. 164 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,518 You actually read it? 165 00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:36,021 Ricken, are we friends? 166 00:15:38,315 --> 00:15:40,609 Look, I know I sometimes make you feel "less than" 167 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,944 for having had the procedure. 168 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,154 And I regret that. 169 00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:47,908 You had to deal with Gemma's passing in a way that was best for you. 170 00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:52,829 You know, I was scrolling through old pictures this morning, 171 00:15:52,913 --> 00:15:56,750 and I found one of the four of us on the crest hike. 172 00:15:56,833 --> 00:16:00,629 - You remember the funny bees? - Do you have that on you? The picture? 173 00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:04,049 Yeah, sure. I should. 174 00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:07,636 - Ricken. The neti pot is warm. - Thank you, Balf. 175 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,804 Mark, I need to flush my sinuses. 176 00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:13,016 But thank you. You have no idea how much this has meant to me. 177 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,071 Mark, I was worried about you. 178 00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:27,656 I'm fine. Thanks. 179 00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,908 I'm just going to check on my sister. 180 00:16:31,743 --> 00:16:35,247 When you hugged me before, you suddenly became tense. What was that? 181 00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:38,291 I didn't know I did. 182 00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,086 Well, you did. You're tense now. 183 00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:44,297 Yeah, sorry, it's just parties. 184 00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:46,883 Did you mean what you said before? 185 00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,094 About your plans. 186 00:16:51,346 --> 00:16:52,347 Of course. 187 00:16:53,974 --> 00:16:55,100 Tell me more. 188 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:02,482 You know, I'm so sorry. I'm just... I'm on uncle duty for my sister. 189 00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:04,109 So I'll be right back. 190 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,694 - Okay? - Okay. 191 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:08,071 Okay. Thanks, Ms. Cobel. 192 00:17:57,412 --> 00:18:00,415 - I know. Hey, there you are. - Hey, I really need to talk to you. 193 00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,810 No, I know. I just have to deal with her. She's having a meltdown. 194 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,127 But just meet me in there, okay? 195 00:18:04,211 --> 00:18:07,214 - Okay, I'll just... Wait. Okay. - I promise I'll be back. 196 00:18:14,429 --> 00:18:16,056 Thank God, Mrs. Selvig. Hi. 197 00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:18,141 Can you take her for a sec while I talk to Mark? 198 00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:20,268 - Of course, love. - Thank you. 199 00:18:20,352 --> 00:18:22,103 - Is Mark all right? - Yeah, he's fine. 200 00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:23,438 Thank you, you're an angel. 201 00:18:35,242 --> 00:18:38,411 Okay… I'm all yours. 202 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,510 My name is Helena, and I'm an Eagan. 203 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,300 So one of the things you learn growing up as an Eagan 204 00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:59,391 is that the workers are our family. 205 00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:01,434 And I remember being confused about that as a kid, 206 00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:02,537 because I thought that meant 207 00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:04,980 I had a few hundred thousand literal brothers and sisters 208 00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:07,399 scattered around the world. 209 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:08,608 Oh, my God. 210 00:19:09,276 --> 00:19:12,445 But as I grew older, I learned that it's about shared ideals. 211 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:16,616 My dad used to make me recite the nine core principles 212 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,867 before bed every night, 213 00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:20,787 which I can't say I always did happily. Sorry, Dad. 214 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:25,000 But those are now the values that I share with everyone who works at Lumon, 215 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,335 and that's what makes them my family. 216 00:19:27,961 --> 00:19:30,422 And I would never ever ask them to do anything 217 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:33,425 that I'm not willing or excited to do myself. 218 00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:36,720 Look, my dad would love for me to sit here 219 00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:39,306 and say that I'm taking this job out of loyalty 220 00:19:39,389 --> 00:19:44,060 and that it was the spirit of pure Eagan calling me to service. 221 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:49,733 But I took a severed job because it sounds freaking awesome. 222 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,903 So, no, I don't think severance divides us. 223 00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:55,238 I think it brings us together. 224 00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:15,508 Greetings. 225 00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:18,595 - I'm not here right now. - Goddamn it, Milchick! 226 00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:12,083 Helena. 227 00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:13,960 She's in here, sir. 228 00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:25,222 Helena. 229 00:22:28,183 --> 00:22:29,768 You look so nice. 230 00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:33,688 Like a film. 231 00:22:36,608 --> 00:22:37,609 Thank you. 232 00:22:41,488 --> 00:22:42,489 Are you… 233 00:22:44,366 --> 00:22:46,368 Are you still in pain? 234 00:22:48,787 --> 00:22:49,788 I'm not. 235 00:22:50,997 --> 00:22:51,998 Not anymore. 236 00:22:58,755 --> 00:23:02,175 I cried in my bed when they told me what she tried to do to you. 237 00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:05,887 What that innie tried to do. I... 238 00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,601 Thank you for going through with this. 239 00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:15,522 The Grandfather would cherish what you've done. 240 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,486 And one day you will sit with me at my revolving. 241 00:23:25,156 --> 00:23:26,366 Are you feeling well? 242 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:28,868 Yeah. 243 00:23:29,369 --> 00:23:33,790 I think, I think the drink just hit me a little bit. 244 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:37,377 You'll be all right for the speech? 245 00:23:39,421 --> 00:23:41,548 For my speech. Yeah. Of course. 246 00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:48,138 Do you remember when I brought home the first chip to show you? 247 00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:51,683 The prototype. 248 00:23:53,894 --> 00:23:56,229 It had the blue and green lights back then. 249 00:23:58,106 --> 00:23:59,107 Yeah. 250 00:24:00,859 --> 00:24:04,946 I remember you said to me, "It's so pretty, Daddy." 251 00:24:06,698 --> 00:24:09,242 "Everybody in the whole world should get one." 252 00:24:11,703 --> 00:24:12,746 They will. 253 00:24:15,498 --> 00:24:16,583 Because of you. 254 00:24:20,253 --> 00:24:22,047 They'll all be Kier's children. 255 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:29,054 Mr. Eagan. Helena. It's time to head to stage. 256 00:24:54,079 --> 00:24:58,458 Forgive me for the harm I've caused this world. 257 00:25:00,418 --> 00:25:05,799 None may atone for my actions… but me. 258 00:25:09,219 --> 00:25:13,348 And only in me shall their stain live on. 259 00:25:17,018 --> 00:25:18,895 All I can be is sorry. 260 00:25:20,647 --> 00:25:22,274 And that is all I am. 261 00:27:06,545 --> 00:27:08,296 You swear you're not fucking with me? 262 00:27:09,047 --> 00:27:10,048 I swear. 263 00:27:11,174 --> 00:27:13,051 This is so insane. 264 00:27:13,134 --> 00:27:15,971 They need to send people down to check every inch of that place. 265 00:27:16,054 --> 00:27:19,558 Like, inspectors or whatever. Is that a thing? Inspectors? 266 00:27:19,641 --> 00:27:21,184 Yeah. There are inspectors. 267 00:27:22,185 --> 00:27:23,895 Mark has b... I mean, out here, 268 00:27:23,979 --> 00:27:27,566 you have been trying to figure out what Lumon does. What you do. 269 00:27:27,649 --> 00:27:28,650 Okay. 270 00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:32,612 I just… 271 00:27:34,656 --> 00:27:36,741 I just want to know why. 272 00:27:38,368 --> 00:27:40,370 Why he put me in there. 273 00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:47,127 He lost his wife. 274 00:27:47,794 --> 00:27:51,214 You lost your wife. A little before you started at Lumon. 275 00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:54,009 Gemma. 276 00:27:55,510 --> 00:28:00,348 It was a car accident, and, at first, you tried to keep teaching. 277 00:28:01,725 --> 00:28:03,018 I was a teacher? 278 00:28:03,101 --> 00:28:05,520 A professor. Of history. 279 00:28:06,605 --> 00:28:09,441 You tried to go back to teaching three weeks after she died, 280 00:28:09,941 --> 00:28:12,611 and it was a disaster. 281 00:28:14,070 --> 00:28:16,907 She was just still in your veins, you know? 282 00:28:17,449 --> 00:28:18,575 Making everything hurt. 283 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:24,205 Which is why I guess you thought the severed job would... 284 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,002 He hoped you'd be spared from the pain. 285 00:28:38,261 --> 00:28:39,679 It's a nice name. Gemma. 286 00:28:43,516 --> 00:28:44,517 Yeah. 287 00:28:46,102 --> 00:28:48,813 We were all really close. It was great. 288 00:28:50,607 --> 00:28:51,900 She was wonderful. 289 00:28:53,401 --> 00:28:54,611 She made you wonderful. 290 00:29:43,076 --> 00:29:44,703 They told me not to talk to you. 291 00:29:44,786 --> 00:29:49,374 The goddamn OTC's been triggered! Mark S. Is his fucking innie! 292 00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:50,584 What? That's not possible. 293 00:29:52,544 --> 00:29:55,046 It's Dylan. They've been plotting this all along. 294 00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:56,339 Helly's at the gala. 295 00:29:56,423 --> 00:30:00,260 I'll take care of Helly. I'll fix it like I fix everything. 296 00:30:01,052 --> 00:30:04,681 Get to the security office, and shut it off now! 297 00:30:04,764 --> 00:30:06,182 Shit! 298 00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:27,287 Goddamn it! Dylan! 299 00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:28,787 Dylan! 300 00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:31,708 I know you're in there, Dylan. Open the door! 301 00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:33,877 Fuck you, Mr. Milchick! 302 00:30:34,586 --> 00:30:37,047 Dylan! Dylan! 303 00:30:39,007 --> 00:30:40,985 Ricken knows a lot of high-end journalists in New York. 304 00:30:41,009 --> 00:30:43,094 And you think that's better than the police? 305 00:30:43,178 --> 00:30:45,722 Well, Lumon has their hands in so many pies. 306 00:30:45,805 --> 00:30:47,390 Sorry, do you understand metaphor? 307 00:30:47,474 --> 00:30:49,226 Yeah, hands in pies. I get it. 308 00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:51,603 I think we have to be really careful about who we talk to. 309 00:30:51,686 --> 00:30:53,480 - Okay. - How much time do you have? 310 00:30:53,563 --> 00:30:55,232 I don't know. Maybe an hour? 311 00:30:55,315 --> 00:30:57,484 Right. Because once your bosses find out… 312 00:30:57,567 --> 00:31:01,404 Jesus, I totally forgot. Cobel! Why is Cobel here? 313 00:31:01,488 --> 00:31:02,697 What? 314 00:31:02,781 --> 00:31:05,533 My boss from Lumon. Ms. Cobel. She's at this party. 315 00:31:05,617 --> 00:31:06,743 What are you talking about? 316 00:31:06,826 --> 00:31:08,787 I mean, she's dressed different. 317 00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:11,873 Kind of a flowy, purple outfit, silver hair. 318 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,085 Mark, are you talking about Mrs. Selvig? 319 00:31:15,585 --> 00:31:17,921 Maybe, but her name is Harmony Cobel. 320 00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:20,090 And she works at Lumon? 321 00:31:20,173 --> 00:31:21,299 Yeah, she's my boss. 322 00:31:21,383 --> 00:31:22,551 Jesus fucking Christ. 323 00:31:50,662 --> 00:31:51,830 Dylan. 324 00:31:51,913 --> 00:31:53,206 Why are you doing this, man? 325 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,041 Come on. 326 00:31:56,293 --> 00:31:58,837 You are the refiner of the quarter! 327 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,673 "While most cultures view sex as ugly or foul, 328 00:32:01,756 --> 00:32:03,317 - "I've always seen it..." - Mrs. Selvig? 329 00:32:03,341 --> 00:32:05,027 - What? - Is she there? Is Mrs. Selvig there? 330 00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:05,886 - Do you... - What? 331 00:32:05,969 --> 00:32:07,012 Mrs. Selvig? 332 00:32:07,095 --> 00:32:09,014 - What is going on? - She has Eleanor! 333 00:32:09,097 --> 00:32:12,309 What? Excuse me a moment, okay. 334 00:32:12,392 --> 00:32:14,769 Honey? What did you say? 335 00:32:14,853 --> 00:32:17,772 Mrs. Selvig has Eleanor. Did you see her? 336 00:32:20,734 --> 00:32:22,110 - Oh, my God. - What is going on? 337 00:32:22,193 --> 00:32:23,945 Oh, my God. Her car's gone. 338 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:26,364 I gave her the baby, and she left! 339 00:32:26,948 --> 00:32:29,200 - She left? With Eleanor? - I handed her the baby, 340 00:32:29,284 --> 00:32:30,285 and she left! 341 00:32:30,368 --> 00:32:32,287 - Have we looked everywhere? - Not yet! 342 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:33,830 Okay, let's go inside and look. 343 00:32:33,914 --> 00:32:34,914 Oh, my God! 344 00:32:59,856 --> 00:33:02,275 I bet the tempers were disappointed. 345 00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:04,110 I can still get you back in there. 346 00:33:04,611 --> 00:33:06,321 I can get you any perk you want, Dylan. 347 00:33:06,404 --> 00:33:09,241 Hey, there's stuff you don't even know about. 348 00:33:09,324 --> 00:33:12,953 There's paintball, there's coffee cozies. 349 00:33:13,036 --> 00:33:14,287 Dylan, come on! 350 00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:18,541 Just say the word, and I'll get you a coffee cozy literally right now, Dylan. 351 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:19,668 Come on, man! 352 00:33:19,751 --> 00:33:23,421 I wanna remember my fucking kid being born! 353 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,259 You have two others. 354 00:33:28,468 --> 00:33:29,678 I can tell you about 'em. 355 00:33:30,971 --> 00:33:32,657 Open the door, and I'll tell you their names. 356 00:33:32,681 --> 00:33:33,681 Come on, Dylan. 357 00:33:35,392 --> 00:33:36,393 Dylan! 358 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:10,135 It's rolling. 359 00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:14,890 My name is Helena, and I'm an Eagan. 360 00:34:16,474 --> 00:34:20,144 So one of the things you learn growing up as an Eagan is that the workers… 361 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:23,148 - We start in two minutes. - Thanks. 362 00:34:23,231 --> 00:34:24,231 Good luck. 363 00:34:25,942 --> 00:34:28,695 I'll tee you up. Just stick to the talking points. 364 00:34:28,778 --> 00:34:31,698 Use the line about how you see your innie as your sister. 365 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,617 - They'll love that. - Got it. 366 00:34:34,242 --> 00:34:35,660 It's gonna be great. 367 00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:22,624 She's not in the baby room. 368 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,918 Have all these rooms been checked? 369 00:35:27,712 --> 00:35:29,089 Thank God. 370 00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:30,674 Devon! I got her! 371 00:35:31,174 --> 00:35:34,302 Devon, she's here! I found her. 372 00:35:34,386 --> 00:35:35,804 I found your child. 373 00:35:36,972 --> 00:35:39,182 I'm the one who found her! 374 00:35:51,778 --> 00:35:52,904 Dylan! 375 00:35:55,073 --> 00:35:56,366 Dylan! 376 00:35:56,449 --> 00:35:57,617 …Improvements in morale, 377 00:35:57,701 --> 00:35:59,578 a happier workplace. 378 00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:04,457 As with any transformative technology, there have been setbacks. 379 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:05,667 Bumps in the road. 380 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:10,046 But I'm here tonight to tell you that we are on the verge of a revolution. 381 00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,465 A kind and empathetic revolution 382 00:36:12,549 --> 00:36:13,967 that puts the human being… 383 00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:17,596 - Oh, my God! - Is it you? 384 00:36:19,764 --> 00:36:21,182 What are you talking about? 385 00:36:22,809 --> 00:36:24,686 It is you, isn't it? 386 00:36:27,147 --> 00:36:29,065 I'm gonna kill your company. 387 00:36:30,233 --> 00:36:31,651 Your company! 388 00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:35,155 Who the hell do you think you are? 389 00:36:35,238 --> 00:36:38,199 No. Your friends are gonna suffer. 390 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,411 Mark will suffer. 391 00:36:41,494 --> 00:36:43,580 You'll be long gone, 392 00:36:43,663 --> 00:36:49,085 but we will keep them alive, in pain. 393 00:36:49,669 --> 00:36:50,837 You're on. 394 00:36:50,921 --> 00:36:53,256 …decided that we could do better. 395 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:56,551 He may never have seen a severance chip in his lifetime, 396 00:36:56,635 --> 00:37:01,348 but it represents his gentle and elegant vision made manifest. 397 00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:04,684 But why don't we hear from someone who can tell us all about it firsthand? 398 00:37:06,895 --> 00:37:09,356 Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor, 399 00:37:09,439 --> 00:37:10,607 Helena Eagan. 400 00:37:18,448 --> 00:37:19,658 Thank you, Natalie. 401 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:51,481 Devon! 402 00:37:56,111 --> 00:37:57,279 My name is Helly R. 403 00:37:58,822 --> 00:38:00,073 I'm an innie. 404 00:38:01,741 --> 00:38:04,661 And everything they've told you about severance is a lie! 405 00:38:04,744 --> 00:38:05,745 Devon! 406 00:38:08,248 --> 00:38:09,916 Burt! 407 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:12,377 Burt! 408 00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:15,755 No, no, no. Listen, we're not happy. We're miserable. 409 00:38:17,173 --> 00:38:18,633 Burt! 410 00:38:22,137 --> 00:38:23,430 They torture us down there! 411 00:38:24,014 --> 00:38:25,348 Burt! 412 00:38:25,432 --> 00:38:27,893 Devon! Please! 413 00:38:29,019 --> 00:38:30,103 We're prisoners! 414 00:38:31,479 --> 00:38:33,273 She's alive! 415 00:38:35,317 --> 00:38:36,318 Burt!